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Spacebook

Posted in Classic Sci-Fi, Mystical Experience, Organic Farming with tags , , on January 12, 2012 by javedbabar

“Now, don’t you go readin’ too many books,” said Joseph’s father. “And get too smart. Then you won’t wanna work on the farm no more.”

Joseph’s father was the smartest person he knew, with the exception of his Grandpa, but he never saw either of them read any books. After a hard day’s work, their only entertainment was watching the stars. Joseph wondered how they knew so much when they hardly ever left the farm? “Well someone’s gotta do some work around here,” his father said. “And seeing as you’re a little professor, I may as well carry on.”

Joseph helped him often, but without joy. Why would anyone choose this life of endless dirty drudgery outdoors, when they could be sitting in a smart office in the City having video conferences? Wasn’t that the blessing provided by this advanced economy? The ability to rise above the muck? And the need not to get up at 5am?

Joseph loved reading. And despite his father’s admonitions, there were, strangely, plenty of good books scattered around the house. There were ancient classics – The Iliad, The Odyssey, Gilgamesh, and Beowulf; holy texts – Bhagavad Gita, Tao Te Ching, The Bible and Quran; classic literature – War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, and The Magic Mountain; and modern classics such as Midnight’s Children and The Alchemist.

But the books that Joseph loved most were science-fiction classics. Where regular novelists created new characters and new stories, writers such as Clarke, Asimov, Dick, and Heinlein (or Art, Iz, Phil, and Rob, as he called them),  also created new technologies, new societies, new life forms, new dimensions, and new worlds! He just couldn’t get enough of them. He resented having to sort potatoes, fuel tractors, feed cows, harvest tomatoes, dry chillies, and water, and weed, and plough, and harrow, and cultivate, before and after school. If only he could sit in bed reading sci-fi books.

Mr. Cox was a dealer in all manner of machinery. He visited them yearly, usually in spring, around Joseph’s birthday. He stayed for a few days, setting up and testing new equipment. He was like a distant Uncle to Joseph, and always brought him presents – usually model spaceships. They were really, really good ones – incredibly detailed, and with working lights and lasers and drives.

After dinner, Joseph blew out the candles on his mother’s quadruple-chocolate cake. She said, “Joseph, there’s one for each dimension.”

Then Mr. Cox said, “There you go, son,” and gave him a gift. His eyes were twinkling. The cover said Spacebook. “I checked with your father. He said that you were ready to read this. We both read it when we were your age, and it changed our lives. Your grandpa read it too. It’s a full moon and it’s your birthday. That’s all I’m saying. Happy birthday, Joseph.”

Joseph was disappointed to not receive a spaceship, though he was intrigued by the book. He ran a burst of his electric toothbrush, put on his silver pyjamas, and switched on his tall adjustable reading light that looked like a Martian, before settling into bed. The book was filled with diagrams. There were moons and stars; nebulae and supernovae, local galaxies and globular clusters and superclusters; spiral galaxies and quasars; black holes and white holes – both spinning and non-spinning; and red giants and supergiants.

Joseph fell asleep, amazed by the interconnections and hyperdimensions of space. He saw that Mr. Cox wanted to show him the unlimited possibilities of the universe. He didn’t want him to get stuck on the farm, like his father and grandpa. He wanted him to leave – like a rocket reaching escape velocity. But Joseph wondered why his father would approve of this gift. Surely it went against his beliefs? He didn’t think about this too long though, for he was soon asleep, dreaming.

Or was he?

He awoke on the Moon. A greyish glow infused the layer of dust around him. The temperature was cool, but not chilly, with pockets of heat rising from the scattered ruts. What was that – a Subway wrapper? And a Starbucks cup? And a McBox? Trash from earth had collected in the ruts! Had it floated here by itself, he wondered? Or was it left by astronauts? He had never expected lunar landfill.

His eye caught a red flash above. Immediately he was on Mars. Its surface was the colour of a bloody scab. Thick gases floating made it feel like going into the bathroom after someone had just taken a shower – or worse. He saw straight lines heading in many directions. Were they roads? Boundary markings? Canals? They were abandoned and crumbling. It was a civilization that had perished.

A polished stone glint took him into the heart of the sun. Boiling plasma burst out all around him, as fusion reactions forged hydrogen into helium atoms, producing colossal amounts of light and heat. Magnetic fields reversed constantly, and photons poured out of the suns’ centre. But he knew that this awesome inferno would one day expand, and then fall into itself.

Joseph skipped across red dwarf stars, mid-mass stars, and large stars, as they fizzled into black dwarfs and white dwarfs, and exploded into supernovae. He watched a pulsar collapse into its own centre, leaving a dense core of neutrons, which produced intense beams of radio and light waves, which seemed like cosmic distress signals.

Joseph was at the edge of a massive black hole. But its contents were hidden forever – for even light cannot return from beyond the event horizon. This was all that could ever be seen and known. This death-space anchored our galaxy, and was the unknown centre around which it revolves.

Little prickles bombarded Joseph’s body. He was hit from every direction, everywhere. This Cosmic Background Radiation is formed of the ripples of the early universe, forever flowing. He realized that the nature of our universe is cyclical; it is growth and decay. And we have only the present moment – the now in which we exist – to do what we must.

Then Joseph was in all of these places at once – he was on the moon, on mars, in the sun, on stars, in pulsars, skirting black holes, bathed in radiation, and also back on earth. He was in a multiverse, where all possibilities existed at once. But the earth he was on was not the one he knew. It was now a wasteland, like the moon, or mars. Had there been drought and famine? Resource depletion and climate change? Over population and water wars? Technological chaos and nuclear battles?

Joseph returned with a jolt. Is this how the earth would be? Spoiled and wasted? Was there anything that could be done to save the world? To save this precious earth, his home?

He knew immediately the answer. It was 5am. He got out of bed, washed, and put on his clothes. He waved at Mr. Cox, who was drinking tea and watching sunrise. Then he joined his father in the fields to do his duty. He too would be a nourisher of soils and steward of the earth.

Extrapolator

Posted in Classic Sci-Fi, Lucerne Village, Unknown with tags , , on January 7, 2012 by javedbabar

In my sixty years at the General Store I’ve never seen anything like this. Our green and golden valley’s become orange and pink. There’s hundreds of workers in safety vests. Don’t know why they call them that – in my day if a guy dressed like that, he’d get beaten up. And red and white tape across the forest, like a festival barber shop, except not a very good one, the cutting is patchy. Young women smiling, giving you the come on, then calming you down, flashing “Slow” boy, and then “Stop”. Still, good to see so many people working. Wonder who’s paying?

There’s lockdown tonight. Gotta stay off the streets. I push aside some Viagra boxes to peer out. A local store’s gotta stock everything these days.

Choppers dangle shipping containers, and a Jumbo-copter swings something the size of a house. A convoy of flatbeds hauls concrete blocks; there’s pairs of trucks balancing bridge sections. Next morning there’s this God-Awful noise. If a constipated bear was roaring in the steambox of a Victorian engine in an endless conduit, you’d be close.

Next morning the lockdown is over. I go and ask Pink Sweety a few questions and offer her some thermal underwear. Say she can try it on in the shop. She says I am an old creep and I should know better at my age. “My grandmother used to shop here,” she says. “And she’s warned me about you.” Damn, she knew about my spy hole in the saddle box. I used to fit right into it.

I go to Tangerine Boy, and call him “son”. I think he likes that, probably doesn’t know who his father is. “That’s the Extrapolator, Pops,” he says. I want to “pop” him on the head, but my fist would bounce off his hard hat. “Haven’t you been reading about the big project in your papers? Lucky for you I’m a Public Rural Interface Committee Kommisar, I can tell you all about it. BC Bylaw 2012, Volume 17, Edition 6, Set 24, Evolution 14 says that ‘All features must conform to best practice’.”

“What ‘features’?” I ask.

“As it says, Pops, ‘All features’. They are to be regulated holistically within the existing non-local paradigm.” I feel a bubbling deep within.

“What’s ‘best practice’?”

“The consensus view on constructive activity that is sustainably authorized.”

Why has everybody started speaking mumbo-jumbo? Official words that mean nothing at all? What’s wrong with saying things plainly? What you really mean or think about stuff? But that could be offensive to somebody, somewhere, sometime, and they say we can’t have that these days. Political Correctness. Paranoid Cuckoo. I pop a smelly one out behind and move away.

A billboard says that our valley indeed does not conform to best practice. They say the balance of low UV-sunshine, windchill, water sediment, snowy crystallography, drainage nodality, wildlife passage, agricultural offsets, tourist magnetism and heritage values is not optimized. They say that this can all be resolved by amending the physical proportions of the valley. The Extrapolator – invented by the UBC Dept of Vibrational Tectonics – will stress the earth’s crust to make the valley 100 meters less wide. Screw that, why don’t they fix the power lines over the centre of town, or throw some trees around the railway tracks?

The main distinction these days is not between truth and lies, but between truth and bullshit. Even lies have a purpose, a certain integrity, a sort of honest hope. But the aim of bullshit is to confuse you. To dim your wits causing a fearful paralysis. Like on Tinker’s 60th birthday, but that wasn’t my fault.

Over the next month, forests are cut down, farms are flattened, and houses commandeered. Those affected are told not to worry; generous rebuilding loans are available from the government on easy terms, at 150% of existing values. Everyone’s cashing in. I get a check after they bulldozer the store, but not before I sell out of my most profitable lines: leathers and Viagra. Double bonus. I chat to Pinky Sweety whenever I can, but the guys from the pub keep shouting out “Hey Napoleon, have you found Josephine?” and “She said yes, you can get off your knees now.” I’ll show them yet. I don’t even like the pub. Same old bores. But where else can I go?

There are daily discussions, weekly workshops, monthly marketing plans, quarterly quantas, and annualized analyses. Any protestors are paid off, scared off, or carted off. At the end of the month, our valley conforms. “Exactly 100 meters more narrow,” they say. They stress the word “more”, as if they have given us something extra. Now it will have the right balance of “occupational logistics, psycho-climatography, and social shunt”.

A bill of $40 million is presented to the village. A million a day plus service plus bonus plus tax. There is a press launch. The Premier cuts a blue ribbon across the new, more narrow valley. I stay at the store that day. Still got the marks from the handcuffs the last time.

Ten environmental monitors will remain for a year. That’s extra. The rest of the workers pack up, ready to move onto their next project – it seems that the next valley is now 100 meters too wide. I’ll head up there in my new Mustang, wave at Tangerine Boy, and see if Pinky Sweety wants a ride. I’ve got a lot of cash now and only a few years to spend it. And I saved a few of them magic blue pills. In this crazy modern world, at least there’s one thing you can count on to point you in the right direction. Maybe she’ll flash me a “Fast” sign.

Workins

Posted in Alternative Energy, Classic Sci-Fi with tags , , on January 4, 2012 by javedbabar

Amand waved to her little sister on the training roundabout, and smiled. Ah! Those were the days, she thought, so carefree. Her sister was only two but could keep going for ages. She seemed to enjoy it; it was still a game for her. Have fun while you can, thought Amand. It won’t last long.

Amand’s pace slackened when she’d lifted her hand to wave at her sister, so she now pushed harder. Despite her extra effort there was no perceptible change in The Wheel’s speed. The other seven children must have been pushing steadily, so her lapse was absorbed. It would have been different during the evening shift. With only four children working The Wheel, a quarter reduction would have showed – or at least annoyed the other workins.

“Amand! Pssst! Amand!” came a voice from behind her.

“What is it Samanth? You know we can’t talk now.”

“Can I come and see your rat tonight? I’ve heard he’s got really fat.”

“I’ll have to ask my dom,”  said Amand. This referred to a dad who had become a mom. Its opposite was a mad. Neither were her real parents. They had been appointed by The State.

“I’ll come at four, just after dunch.”

Amand’s shift ended at two. She ate dunch – the only meal they were allowed each day – with her family, and then went to the shrine. Every home had to have one, containing either a carved or a living rat. She fed the rat some wholemeal bread. It’s teeth nattered so nicely. Nat-nat-nat-nat! It was hard to believe that people used to kill rats once. Millions of them, even in their own homes. It was good the State had banned killing animals.

Her grand-dom said that a long time ago, animals were used for work. They even had something like The Wheel that was turned by cows. Imagine that! Cows instead of children turning The Wheel at the village centre, pumping water, making power, grinding grain! It was too funny to imagine.

Samanth came over to see the rat. She fed it red cabbage. Nat-nat-nat-nat! Amand mentioned about cows turning The Wheel.

“My grand-mad told me too,” said Samanth. “But she said it was horses.

They had seen neither animal. They were kept only in temple-zoos.

“So what did all the children do?” said Amand.

“I’m not sure. I think they just played.”

“What? All day?”

“I guess so,” Samanth shrugged. “My grand-mad said there were too many children. No one could feed them anymore. That’s when The State said that children had to become workins. They had to work to stay in the community.”

“What if they didn’t want to work?” said Amand. She rubbed her hands, which were sore from pushing.

“Well, they didn’t get any dunch. They’d eventually get hungry and go back to The Wheel.”

Something got into Amand that night. A kind of fury. Even though it was evening shift, she pushed harder than ever. The other workins looked at her strangely. They whispered from all sides asking her what’s up, but she ignored them. Then instead of pushing, she started pulling backwards, working against the others. They were surprised and slackened off. So without really meaning to, Amand pulled The Wheel backwards.

The village lights dimmed. People came out to see what was happening. Workins not on duty ran to help with The Wheel. But because of the dimness and general confusion, they pushed the wrong sides of the handles, and worked with Amand rather than against her. There were no longer four, or even eight, workins at The Wheel. Each handle had three children, so there were 24 of them pushing hard together.

The Wheel accelerated, spinning in the wrong direction. All the gears worked backwards. Nat-nat-nat-nat! They reversed their linkages, magnifying The Wheel’s effects. It started here in the centre of the village, but spread throughout the system. As the children ran around together, laughing, they felt that they had broken the cruel fist of history. They had twisted it around its own back. They were playing – what children should do – and not working!

The Wheel locked without warning, and they were all thrown off. They banged their heads together and bruised their limbs. They landed in a jumble. The next day Amand was back at The Wheel. This time she was chained to it. Despite her little sister waving to her from the training wheel, she couldn’t wave back.

Yam Men

Posted in Classic Sci-Fi, World Myths with tags , , on January 2, 2012 by javedbabar

Michael saw the rise of the Yam Men from the beginning. But there was nothing he could do. He was just a kid – a naughty kid who didn’t like Math much – who was offered a new cookery programme. “A man should know how to cook,” his father said. “You never know what kind of trouble you might get into. At least you can eat.”

The classes took place in the school’s commercial kitchen. Michael spent the first ten minutes looking at people’s distorted reflections in gleaming steel units. Mr. May said, “We are going to chop and mash today, so everyone, please wash your hands.” He showed them the proper way to do this – you run hot water at full blast, reciting “O Canada, We stand on guard for thee,” twice while rubbing and rinsing.

He handed out large knives, and told them to each take a yam from a cardboard box. It was a simple instruction, but for some reason Michael didn’t want to do it. He held back his hand. “Can I use an ordinary potato, Sir” he said, forcing a cheerful tone. “After all this is Spud Valley.” Mr. May’s eyes seemed to flash lilac as he said, “This recipe requires these special purple yams, Michael.”

So Michael put his hand into the box without looking. He felt for a lumpy tuber. At first there seemed to be nothing there, but then he grasped one. It seemed to jump right into his hand.

Michael placed the purple leather-coloured, torpedo-shaped lump on the cutting board. It had little growths, like tiny limbs. The Yam rocked and settled itself into place. He put both hands together on the large knife and pushed down hard. He wasn’t sure what happened next. There were squeals all around the kitchen. It seemed that everyone had cut themselves. But when they looked at each other’s hands, there were no injuries or blood. Just cleanly chopped yams, shining purple inside.

They finished the job, boiled them for ten minutes, mashed them with salt, pepper, and butter, and took them home. They were delicious. “Almost like eating meat,” said his father.

The rest of the cookery course was less eventful. Mr. May never again mentioned yams. But he encouraged their consumption of ordinary potatoes, which he said were a different species. He promoted the MAC diet: MACaroni cheese, MACkeral, MACDonalds – with roasted, boiled, and fried potatoes respectively – and he suggested that they visit Scotland to eat MacMACaroons.

Other classes also got weirder. In music they tried a new instrument the school had just purchased – the tuba (pronounced tuber said their music teacher). In English class they played word games. “If someone threw a root vegetable at you?” said their teacher. “Would you yammer?” In Religious Studies, they discussed the Jewish yamulka. In Chemistry it was polyamides.

And the strangeness spread further. Instead of going to garage sales at weekends, Michael’s dad said that he was rooting around. The Mayor, who was also a farmer, began to campaign as the Y’amor (to appeal to both youth and Quebecois, he said). People asked for their sandwiches with Yamonnaise. When friends asked about his birthday, even Michael couldn’t help saying, “The second of Yam”. There was pressure everywhere, on everyone, to use the Y-word. And the streetlights were changed to produce a purple glow.

In spring, people removed their winter gear and revealed more skin. Everybody was sunburnt and more leathery than before. And despite no longer wearing clunky boots, or carrying skis, their gait remained the same. They walked around stiffly, as if they had no joints. Lumpy masses of purple-browned flesh roamed the streets.

There were peaceful protests from the yoga crowd, who occupied the supermarket car park. Then they chanted together at the Farmer’s Market. It was unnatural to be that stiff, they said.  People were meant to be flexible, and fluidity was a sign of good health. They were supported by members of the Tai Chi, Karate, and gymnastics communities.

Their campaign had some early success in the village, but soon their battle was lost. For all along the Valley, farmers were building special hothouses, amending their soils, and making egg-sized holes. Michael got a farm job that summer, working with his friends on a planting crew. Their bodies became stiff from bending over, and their skins burnt purple from sun exposure. As they dropped seed yams into holes and covered them over with dirt, they heard small cheers.